FEUD! Charlie Sheen Vs. Rihanna!

Charlie sent a response to TMZ in the form of a poem!

"Dear Ms. Rihan-
 oh wait, no last name,
 Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows..."


The feud started earlier Thursday when Charlie went off on her for refusing to meet his fiancée. Rihanna called Charlie an "old queen" whose diapers are in a bunch!